You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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