I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
