I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
My hand turned me down
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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