If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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