Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Randomize
