So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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