He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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