I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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