TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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