We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
