Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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