Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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