Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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