So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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