I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it hurts more in the daytime
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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