but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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