Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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