piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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