# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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