She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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