I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
just tell him i said nine months
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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