I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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