is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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