Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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