fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I look better un-naked...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Two words: blizzard sex
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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