What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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