Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She even gives head with a lisp.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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