i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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