I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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