summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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