I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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