I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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