I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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