Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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