I can tuck mytits in my pants
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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