their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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