just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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