When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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