you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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