I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Randomize
