Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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