I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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