Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think pants incapable of making pants work
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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