I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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