If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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