Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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