Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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