He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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