I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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