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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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