Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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